Welcome to Vanguard's Webspace

On this site I personally guarantee you will find absolutely nothing of value, including:

• Worthless Links (often not working),
• Pointless pieces of information,
• Pictures in Low Resolution which may not load,
• Other Graphics which may damage your eyesight or machine,
• Shameless plagiarism of comedy ideas,
• Literally several other features to be determined.

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  Please, click on the link below only if:
  1. You are not paying for your access to the internet,
  2. You are unemployed or occupied with mindless tasks of low importance,
  3. There is nothing on TV, or Radio and you have no accessible books.

Otherwise you are plainly and simply wasting your time! Do not be deceived by others!

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NB: Forever under Construction

Material within this site is optimised for those with Juvenile Behaviour Syndrome (JBS), for help and information concerning this serious and distressing condition go to JBS Society.